Swedish swimmers warned to protect private parts from fish
2013-08-12 0:00

By Pete Thomas | GrindTV

Pacu, with teeth designed to crush nuts and fruit, is source of the caution


An exotic pacu has been caught in Swedens Oresund Sound, and its cause for serious alarmespecially among human males who like to swim there.

Pacus, which are native to South America, are related to piranhas, which have sharper teeth and are notorious for how quickly then can remove flesh from the bones of their prey.

But pacus, which possess teeth that are almost molar-like and are designed for crushing nuts and fruit, boast a reputation for attacking the most sensitive area on the male human body.

Thus, the Natural History Museum of Denmark has issued a warning: Keep your swimwear on if youre in bathing in the Sound these days.

The Local, an English-language Swedish newspaper, quotes museum biologist Henrik Carl as saying, The pacu is not normally dangerous to people but it has quite a serious bite There have been incidents in other countries, such as Papua New Guinea, where some men have had their testicles bitten off.

Carl acknowledged that such instances are extremely rare, and that he was having a bit of fun in discussing this discovery.

But such an ominous warning is bound to at least temporarily eliminate skinny-dipping in the Sound.

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